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1.The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
2.In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right.
- Ellen Goodman
3.We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
4.It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the counting.
- Tom Stoppard
5.A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
6.We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
7.Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
8.There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
9.Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
10.Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
11.Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.
12.A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
13.The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
14.Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
15."When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses. "
16.I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.
17.I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
18.I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
19.Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal
20.I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.
- Richard Gere
21.In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are.
- Nicholas Chamfort
22.A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
23.Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
- Philip Guedalla
24.Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
25.Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
- Joey Bishop
26.You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
27.In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
28.The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
- George F. Will
29.Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.
30.It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.
31.Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac
32.Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
- George Bernard Shaw
33.The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
- Jilly Cooper
34.A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
- Evan Esar
35.The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
36.Q:What is common between a Government Employee and a sperm? Ans:One in a million actually work!